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God damn fucking vase makers don't know shit. I'm standing in the line at costco and this fucking old vase maker is standing in front of me tattered with clay, motherfucker looks like he murdered gumby with all the clay on his dumbass. Anyway I have like three items right, a toothbrush, some toilet paper for obvious reasons, and some tampons for my girlfriend, not me obviously I do not need tampons. And I don't want to be that guy, but I asked to cut in front of him, because I needed to get home, and he had like a minecraft full inventory worth of items. I'm talking he took the stock of the entire store into his dumbass cart. Honestly, not my place to judge, but annoying as fuck. So I ask to cut in front of this motherfucker and he says "No, i got he first" LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. So now i gotta wait behind Hairy ass Potter and his a million items, and his dumbass clay hands. So I'm waiting, ad it just occured to me like wow, what kind of person makes vases for a living. Like I get it, your father was a vaser, his father was a vaser, etc. But get a fucken life man. Just let me cut in front of you at costco. If I encounter you at sprouts i'm woopin yo ass up like Link against those god damn vases. is the 44th President of the United States and the first African-American to hold the office. He is a Democrat. In our timeline, Obama won the 2008 United States presidential election against Republican John McCain, and the 2012 election against Republican Mitt Romney. He was inaugurated on January 20, 2009.

In the House of Cards timeline, Barack Obama did not run for re-election in 2012, as Garrett Walker would go on to win the nomination and be elected as President of the United States.

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